Stalker

I have a stalker!!! I’m not kidding. It’s real and very freaky!

Okay, maybe not a “stalker” stalker, but more of like a “megalomaniac-admirer” stalker or something like that. I’ve known about this quite some time now, and have been thinking about it very often lately. I only told Alex and Sheng about it, because they are guys so they probably can relate. But now, I just need to get it all out of my system before it freaked me out…here goes nothing…

I got the whole story when I went back to Keat Hwa (my secondary school) for the Chorals Speaking competition last month. Sheng, Alex and I were waiting for the competition result to be announced when a girl signaled for me to meet her outside the hall. She’s a prefect and my junior, so I thought she just wanted to say hi or something. But then she asked me:

“Do you know SG?”

SG is short for “Stalker Girl”, I don’t really know her name, and she’s only a brief acquaintance. So I answered:

“No I don’t think so, maybe I know how she look like but never really got her name. Who is she?” I admit, I sometimes get muddled by other people’s name. So I may know somebody, but I’m clueless about what they are called.

Back to the story, after I said that, the prefect gave me a very confused look and said:

“Really? But SG said the you are her boyfriend.”

And I was like “What the f**k!! No, I’m not!”

Then, she said “Ya, she said you even went to her house during Hari Raya wearing a blue baju Melayu with songkok and her Dad gave you RM50 for duit raya…”

Oh my lord! Me? Going to a total stranger’s house? So I told her “No, that’s totally not true, it’s b*llshit la! Don’t believe her.”

That’s not the end to it, the prefect also told me that “SG even said that you bought her a RM49.99 Westlife CD as a birthday gift and stashed it at the guardhouse so she can get it after school…”

For God sake’s who is this SG?!! She’s such a liar and a very good one too…all those details…WTF!!

And I told my junior “Never believe what she said about me, cause they are all lies la…”

And she was like “Really? I totally believe her…”

By then, a very crappy teacher came and told my junior to go back to her class and I went back into the hall and told Alex all about it (Sheng went back as I was speaking to the prefect).

See, I told you I have a stalker…but as always, I managed to find something funny about SG’s tall tales, if her Dad gave me RM50 for duit raya and I bought her a RM49.99 CD, then I’m only left with 10 sen to spare…rugi la! Wakakaka...Ops...yala...it's only 1 sen...thanks Iwan...malu...

Anyway, SG really freaked me out la…haven’t she heard of some healthy courtship?...Sigh…