"How abt sex?"

Something freaky happened to me (again) a few months ago...here's the story...

I was lazing around (as I always did) at home one afternoon, when suddenly my handphone started ringging and the caller was not someone I knew, since the number was not set into my friends list. When I pick it up, the only sound I heard was a very hoarse, rasping sound...and a faint murmuring that's quite inaudible...so as any sensible human being, I answered:

"Hello? Hello? HELLO?! Helloooooooo?!"

But still the weird sound was the only thing coming from the other end. So, I just shut the phone and decided to SMS the caller instead:

'Who r u?'

I only got a reply after sometime:

'Hi i'm caroline. I wanna noe u...can v b fren?'

Wow...it's a chick! And she wanna be friends...I was a bit flattered by then...hahaha...talk about ego...so I replied:

'Where r u frm?'

And she answered:

'U-line'

And I was like...huh? What on earth...or where on earth is U-line? So, initially I guessed this must be some kind of prank somebody is pulling on me...ok...I'm constantly in a state of paranoia...that's how I am... And I replied:

'Being fren r fine, but wat u r doin seem to be a prank 2 me'

I waited quite long for her reply, I thought it was a prank and she'd stop since I'd already found out about it...but then the SMS came:

'Hav u heard of U-net? I got some products u might like'

Oh...my ego instantly fell flat like a unsuccessful roti canai...plop...This Caroline or whoever she is, must be a telemarketer or something close to that and this U-net must be her company...what a bummer. But still, I chose to decline politely...:

'Sorry, not interested. Thanks anyway'

Then, Ladies and gentlemen, the creme-de-la-creme...the climax of this story was when she replied:

'How abt sex?'

I was immediately stunned. Speechless. Shock. WTF! This telemarketer thingy is spiralling into something more explicit than what I'd imagined. After I politely rejected her products now she's offering sex? Actually and honestly, I was pissed...I was expecting to befriend a cute girl and all...but this person is a total WHORE! I intended to send the following SMS:

'Why don u take ur products n shove them up ur a$$ and go F**k urself?!'

But, I decided against it, cause I wouldn't wanna sink so low for these kind of people. So I send this SMS instead:

'Sorry, not interested'

Hours later there's still no reply, so I guessed she must had given up. But then, this came:

'I would like 2 bring u out 4 dinner.'

WTF! Dinner? No way! By then it was a little freaky...I sent her one last SMS and told myself to ignore her after that. This was what I wrote:

'I said i'm not interested. Pls don waste my time and money!'

Well, it seemed to have worked, she never reply after that. Sigh...this world have a lot of great people like you guys, but there are also very freaky people out there...anyway, I hope nothing of this sort happened to any of you...but if you do, I think the best way is to just ignore them, don't you think so? Hahahaha...Freaky man!